There is a train in Wonderland that runs however it pleases with the clock. Behind it, with it, against it, ahead of it, or entirely above it, its lines won't run in time with the ticking of your pocket watch. The Glovemaker already knew that. He also knew that despite time's lack of a hold on the train, the train always ran like clockwork. It arrived as punctually as any normal train could hope to arrive at every stop along its line, and the stops on the line in Cardholm were no different from the rest. You just never knew how much time you would spend on the train between getting on at 7:42 a.m. at Whittenbelly and getting off again at 8:03 a.m at Blacktop. It could be 30 seconds, it could be 7 minutes, it could be 3 hours. At least, that was how it ran between the stops in Cardholm. He had heard, of course, that it ran differently beyond the Garden Walls. Many things did. As the story went, it was quite the wild ride outside the hedge, and the Queen, in an attemp...